I know, it's been a while since the last post, and I've been feeling the pressure. I've had one topic in mind, but frankly, it would take too much brainpower, and I don't have any to spare at the moment, so I will just relay Jakub's discovery today.
Jakub excitedly, examining his nipples in the mirror: "Mommy! I have milk!"
Me: "No, honey, you don't have milk."
Jakub: "But I have nipples like you."
Me: "Well, yes, you do, but boys and daddies don't make milk, only mommies make milk."
Jakub, insistent: "But I will grow and mine will be as big as yours and then I'll have milk!"
Me, throwing in the towel: "Well, we'll see when you're bigger..."
And yes, this is being filed carefully away in the "Blackmail for Disobedient Teenagers" folder.
Haha! On the days you can't remember why you thought having kids was a good idea, remember all the free entertainment they provide. That's how I make it through... haha! :)
ReplyDeleteFor the first 5 years of my and my sister's lives, my mother kept a book of all the funny things we said. You'll cherish this later!! My speech for her wedding was based off stuff in that book!
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