Sometimes I want to open a bottle of wine at 10 a.m.

Matej: "Mommy!"
Me: "Yes?"
Matej: "Mommy!"
Me: "Yes?"
Matej: "Mommy!"
Me: "Yes, honey, what do you want?"
Matej: "Mommy!"
Me: "What do you want?"
Matej: "Mommy!"
Me: "What?"
Matej: "Mommy!"
Me: "What?"
Matej: "Mommy!"
Me: "What do you want??"
Matej: "Mommy!"
Me: "OMG, please tell me what you want!"
Matej: "Ummmmmmmmm............Mommy?"
.....and repeat the whole conversation again.  And again.  And again.  And again.

Dear god, I hope this is a short phase.