Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Super Simple Dried Apple Bits

This is a super easy recipe that's great to do with your kids.

*Note: this recipe works best if you live in a hot, arid climate.  Or hell.*

Ingredients:

1 small apple (I used Gala)

Directions:

1) Chop apple into small, bite-sized pieces

2) Place into a small container (a snack cup works best)

3) Give container, opened, to your young child as you strap them into their car seat for morning errands

4) Watch in your rear view mirror as your child eats one apple bit and then joyfully flings the remainder of the container about the car in various directions

5) Pull any errant pieces from your hair and/or from behind the collar of your shirt

6) Go about your day as usual, since you don't have the time to clean out your car at this moment

7) At 9:00 p.m., when your kids are finally asleep, go into your car and scavenge for dried apple bits.  For best results, make sure your hair is properly disheveled and you have several mysterious stains on your clothing that probably won't come out.

8) Brush off any Cheerio crumbs/dog hair/dirt/lint

9) Enjoy.

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